Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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