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ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
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I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
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I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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