i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
