:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
