so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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