that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
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Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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