Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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