is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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