She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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