You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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