We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
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My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
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spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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