what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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