dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
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He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
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Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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