Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
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you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
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I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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