If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
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dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
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2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
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I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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