I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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