where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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