Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
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at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
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I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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