great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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