My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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