Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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