He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
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It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
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Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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