i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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