i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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