do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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