Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Randomize
