How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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