Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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