Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
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not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
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It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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