Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
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I've ID'd the nipple biter.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
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If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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