He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
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I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
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pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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