I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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