I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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