How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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