btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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