What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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