You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
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Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
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Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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