I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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