it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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