we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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