the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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