Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
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I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
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I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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