We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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