Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
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So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
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We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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