so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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