is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
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its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
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The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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