How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize
