Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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