so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
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Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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