office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
This couple is walking their pig around campus
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
