Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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