Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Randomize
