Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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