need another drink. this is the easiest way
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
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I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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