i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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