Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
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is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
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Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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