can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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